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term papers

term papers

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thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

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WHEN MY ALARM GOES OFF IN THE MORNING

howdoiputthisgently:

multipack:

if my life was a drink it would be room temperature coke with the ice melted

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eklesias:

"not everything has to be about lesbians" incorrect 0/10 you fail this class

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smh if you had a nickel for everytime you thought of chris evans during the day

Anonymous

jacksterekat:

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gymgoers:

THE SHELF BUTT GUY
Not all the guys are chest obsessed [link]. In fact some of them have a thing for legs so you always see them squatting and their cheeks are so round that Nicki Minaj is nothing. I’m talking the kind of cheeks you look from behind and seem round cliffs rising from the back. I mean, you could place on your bottle of spring water, and it would stay there more firmly than on an Ikea shelf.

gymgoers:

THE SHELF BUTT GUY

Not all the guys are chest obsessed [link]. In fact some of them have a thing for legs so you always see them squatting and their cheeks are so round that Nicki Minaj is nothing. I’m talking the kind of cheeks you look from behind and seem round cliffs rising from the back. I mean, you could place on your bottle of spring water, and it would stay there more firmly than on an Ikea shelf.

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generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me